Saturday, August 16, 2008

Mothman seized for the illegal transport of maple syrup across international waters.



Who needed maple syrup so badly that they had to hire this seldom seen crytpid to carry it across the ocean in his talons? Some maple-treeless nation that has an uncanny trade embargo against every country that could possibly deliver that product to them? It's a distressing dilemma: to deny your citizens of this tasty treacle, or to risk the arrest of cryptozoology's fifteenth most beloved beast. Hasn't he had it bad enough? Didn't Richard Gere play him in a movie? Batman has Bale, Spiderman has Toby, Horsewoman has Sarah Jessica Parker, and Mothman has Gere. It can't get much worse for this hideous oddity.

Free Mothman.

-Brock

2 comments:

Cyanablue said...

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Great Stuff!

JAGHEX

Brock said...

Thanks, I appreciate it!