Saturday, August 16, 2008
Mothman seized for the illegal transport of maple syrup across international waters.
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mothman
Posted by
Brock
Who needed maple syrup so badly that they had to hire this seldom seen crytpid to carry it across the ocean in his talons? Some maple-treeless nation that has an uncanny trade embargo against every country that could possibly deliver that product to them? It's a distressing dilemma: to deny your citizens of this tasty treacle, or to risk the arrest of cryptozoology's fifteenth most beloved beast. Hasn't he had it bad enough? Didn't Richard Gere play him in a movie? Batman has Bale, Spiderman has Toby, Horsewoman has Sarah Jessica Parker, and Mothman has Gere. It can't get much worse for this hideous oddity.
Free Mothman.
-Brock
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2 comments:
Brock I'm lov'n your work!
Great Stuff!
JAGHEX
Thanks, I appreciate it!
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